Slashland Quotes
The originators of these quotes and conversations will remain anonymous. Most wouldn't understand what is being talked about anyway, but some still in this band will think this is funny and that's all that counts sometimes.
"This is our first and last appearance." - 1993
You weren't half as bad as i thought you would be." - 1993
"So we're smoking cigarettes and talking like everything's normal, except she's chained up to the f***ing radiator." - 1993
"I've had enough, I'm breaking up the band." - 1993
"His action figure could have a great feature, you pull the string and his spine falls out." - 1994
"We'll do the show for free, if you supply the band with beer during our set." - "How many beers will you need?" - "Three or four cases should be enough, unless we do an encore, then we'll need more." - 1994
"Why do you want her in the band?" - "Because we are all rather ugly and she's very pretty and has a great body." - "But can she sing?" - "Who cares, she's got a great body." - 1994
"I've had enough, I'm breaking up the band." - 1994
"My medication kicked in and i didn't know where I was, what band I was playing in, or what song we were playing, so I just soloed." - 1995
"How in the hell did we go from talking about music to her ***** landing at LaGuardia Airport with 27 passengers and three crew members while serving peanuts during a dinner flight?" - 1995
"I don't know what you're talking about, I was having hernia surgery that day." - 1995
"It's a good thing he doesn't work in construction, she'd get awfully cold sitting 40 stories up on a scaffold watching him work." - 1995
"I've had enough, I'm breaking up the band." - 1995
"ARRRRRRRRRG!!! If I can't play than no one will!" - 1996
"Tell ***** to pull up his pants and give the little guy my cellphone number." - 1996
"It wasn't art, it was only nails in clay." - 1996
"Look, I'm watching porn while doing drugs and running with scissors!" - 1996
"And I can't eat that stuff." - 1996
"He's a nice enough guy and all, but, uh, I'd have to quit the band." - 1996
"Play! I mean don't play. I mean you have to play the right notes if I'm going to record this proper, so play. I mean don't play." - 1996
"We need another drummer." - 1996
"I've really had enough now, I'm breaking up the band." - 1996
"You haven't been acting the same since you got into that, wrestling thing." "How so?" - "You're not paying any attention or doing anything with The Slashtones." "Uhm, that would be because I broke up that band, remember?" - 1997
"This a different band man. We're using the same name and some of the same players of the band you were in, but this is not that band." - 1997
"I've had enough, I'm breaking up the band." - 1997
"OK, I'll do another acoustic show. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen after all?" - 1998
"Oh, we're just at our gig. You may remember we rehearsed for it 48 hours ago." - "What time are we supposed to go on?" - "A half hour ago, planing to join us?" - 1998
"Nice of him to bring his daughter." - "Yea, his daughter, right." - 1998
"I've really, really had enough, I'm breaking up the band." - 1998
"We won't be doing anymore shows." - "Why not?" - "Well, for starters, because that band doesn't exist anymore." - 1998
"What's that smell?" - "I think it's his feet." - 1999
"What was that sound?" - "It's either a ghost, or he's keeping roosters in the other room." - 1999
"It's so nice to have a real 'Rock Star" in the studio." - 1999
"God bless this rocket-house, and all those that dwell in this rocket-house. - 1999
"Things were so bad there that I was embarrassed to bring the junkie upstairs." - 1999
"Thank you for your services, good luck with your career." - 1999
"That's the first time I've ever played that." - "Yea, I could tell." - 2001
"Uhm, Drake, you might want to reconsider making anymore illegal U-turns." - "Why's that?" - "Well, none of the pills in my bottle match and I may have my gun on me." - 2001
"Smithers, release the hounds and point them at Acclaim." - 2002
"I'm just giving you a quick call, I just got out of rehab and I'm on my way to join a commune." - 2003
"If he comes back I'd have to quit the band." - "But it's your band." - "I'd still have to quit." - 2004
"We're outside, waiting to start the session, and it's cold. You better be on your way here or dead." - 2005
"You were not invited here, you have to go." - 2005
"Sorry it took so long to call you back, the police just left." - 2005
"I don't think anyone's been brave enough to ever call you Mrs. Budgie before." - 2005
"I don't have a drug problem, I had a life problem." - 2006
"He showed up at our door smelling like feet, ass and corn chips!" - 2006
"Thank you for your services, good luck with your career." - 2006
"Call us when you get to step nine." - 2006